[ John looks legitimately confused here, like that wasn't really the expected outcome of all this. He doesn't want to say that it's a common story or a joke, but it kind of is, and in some ways it seems like he's now more successfully trolled himself than her. ]
--well, it's not really that I'm good at things like this.
[ Suffice it to say he seems kind of nervous and concerned because the only way he'd really be able to know things like that is by taking the drug hidden in his jumpsuit pocket. Which he didn't. There's a time and place for that shit. ]
Maybe we should try something else. Eating, or drinking, or... storytelling maybe? I can tell a bunch of stories.
[ No, John. No one wants to hear your stories about mooing or screaming hamburgers. ]
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[ John looks legitimately confused here, like that wasn't really the expected outcome of all this. He doesn't want to say that it's a common story or a joke, but it kind of is, and in some ways it seems like he's now more successfully trolled himself than her. ]
--well, it's not really that I'm good at things like this.
[ Suffice it to say he seems kind of nervous and concerned because the only way he'd really be able to know things like that is by taking the drug hidden in his jumpsuit pocket. Which he didn't. There's a time and place for that shit. ]
Maybe we should try something else. Eating, or drinking, or... storytelling maybe? I can tell a bunch of stories.
[ No, John. No one wants to hear your stories about mooing or screaming hamburgers. ]