I speak it well enough to know it.

[ ...well sort of. look he's not another unicorn but it's enough to get by. but you know what just gonna barrel on here. ]

You should of actually texted him. Makes it so you're not stuck beating down his door.

[ a b e a t. ]

Yeah, I'm a friend from his home. [ which huh, is fun thinking about isn't it? neal caffrey might actually fucking stay in new york and his lessons are sinking in and this is lovely. ] I take it you know him from here.

[ implication: i know all his friends from home. you are not one of them. ]