CHARACTERS: Wheatley and also you??
LOCATION: Outside of locked doors and nonfunctional lifts.
WARNINGS: Critical levels of dumb.
SUMMARY: HACKIN' DOORS. SOLVIN' MYSTERIES.
NOTES: Despite what he will tell you in this log, Wheatley is Not a Good Hacker and any efforts to bust into the restricted areas/lifts will be unsuccessful. BUT, YOU KNOW. Can't fault him for trying. Or do fault him for trying.

( is the 'figuring out how to start' phase )