CHARACTERS: Wheatley and YOU.
LOCATION: All hallways all the time. Maybe also common rooms and other places. He is wherever you need him to be.
WARNINGS: Probably a lot of people want to punch him in the face.
SUMMARY: It is time for tiny dumb robots to come out of post-Silent Hill hiding and pretend to do something productive. LET'S MAPMAKING.

( It's not this way. )