Me? [ Edgeworth, one of you is covered in blood and the other is wearing...your outfit. Deb just doesn't have any trousers on. And, okay, is heavily armed but still why is she the one who has to explain her sartorial choices? ] Guns belonged to a friend, he went missing so I wanted to get them to safekeeping so they weren't just lying out up for grabs. And I'm in this 'cause the ship didn't exactly give me notice for practical fucking packing choices before dropping me in the Evil Maze District.

[ She was keeping a wary eye on Hal as she spoke, and now shifts her gaze over to him fully ] And...yeah. A fucking turkey. I mean I don't know if it's been trained to attack or it's just got a natural fucking gift, but the bastard thing's been following me around for at least two hours. You're...sure you're okay? [ Because bro, you are drenched in blood. That's not a conventional definition of "fine." Even by her family's standards. ] You've got a little, uh ...? [ Doing the "something on your face" gesture ]