[ she can tell him all sorts of embarrassing stories about anders. :D ]

The Mother tried, but failed. If she'd actually worn some breast bands or even a dozen or so corsets, brushed her teeth, and had less tentacles, she might have had better luck.

And she was a talking broodmother. Not very charming, like I said. [ ugh, worst mental image ever. ] I can't say. I was out while he did what ever he did to me.

There probably are. It just might take them a while to get influence over the dimmer flames on the chandelier if you get my drift.