[ immediately, soysauce makes a faux-indignant noise. arms crossed over his chest, shaking his head even as he continues walking backwards before her, managing to keep up with her pace. ]
Everyone knows that against an opponent with a pretty face, one must aim for the kneecaps instead!
[ a small wink and a chuckle before he clears his throat. adding a little more seriously, ]
But in all earnest -- you should be careful, Miss Heather. Seeing as the security department is working hard to prevent the pirates from hurting anyone, hopefully they won't even get this far into the gardens in the first place!
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[ immediately, soysauce makes a faux-indignant noise. arms crossed over his chest, shaking his head even as he continues walking backwards before her, managing to keep up with her pace. ]
Everyone knows that against an opponent with a pretty face, one must aim for the kneecaps instead!
[ a small wink and a chuckle before he clears his throat. adding a little more seriously, ]
But in all earnest -- you should be careful, Miss Heather. Seeing as the security department is working hard to prevent the pirates from hurting anyone, hopefully they won't even get this far into the gardens in the first place!