bottlearum: (Rum!)
Jack Sparrow ([personal profile] bottlearum) wrote in [community profile] ataraxionlogs2012-03-11 03:24 pm

Now The Rum Shall Never Be Gone x2

CHARACTERS: Jack Sparrow and YOU!
LOCATION: All of the kitchens. All of them.
WARNINGS: Alcohol and a drunken Jack Sparrow. You know, the usual.
SUMMARY: It's another jump and Jack's one again ready to take ALL OF THE RUM.
NOTES: COME PLAY WITH ME! Be upset that Jack's stealing precious alcohol. Be amused that Jack so much of an alcoholic. Be appalled that Jack is stealing. Steal alcohol with Jack. ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING IS OKAY.


After settling back in from the jump, Jack decides to test out a little theory. See, he had been told by many people that, after every jump, all of the food in the kitchen replenishes itself. All brand new food, appearing out of no where, as if it had been there all along, no matter what had been eaten the previous month. And well, food includes rum. And rum is the most important thing.

So he struts down the corridors in a determined stride, making his way to the nearest kitchen. Once he arrives, he pushes open the doors and going straight to where he knows the alcohol is. His face brightens up when he opens the cupboard and sees it full of alcohol.

"I love space."

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