(dirty deeds, done dirt cheap.)

[carbonite]

CHARACTERS: Han Solo and you!
LOCATION: various!
WARNINGS: roombas being taken captive.
SUMMARY: han has a penchant for trouble, and itchy fingers for things to go fast.
NOTES: none!



A (BAR).

(it's not all that strange that he's there. if he's not in shuttle bay, he's here playing cards with himself. he has to be better than danny, that's for sure. but, he's about to go back to the bay, should anyone want to challenge him to a game of cards.

B (SHUTTLE BAY).

(han's usually there, if he isn't asleep or at the bar. escape is the one thing on his mind, despite the odds. however, han is han, and when it comes to odds, he tends not to listen to reason. he's working on a special project: creating a hidden compartment in an empty shuttle for whatever reason.

however, this reason happens to be because he wants to create some entertainment and do something to spite edgeworth- as it always is. han's legs stick out as he tries to work on reworking some of the hull on these things, whistling to himself as he works. if only there was a roomba with some sort of music playing device strapped to the top of it. oh han, you genius you.)

C (HALLWAYS).

(gathering roombas for this little deviant plan of his was starting to get hard. especially since smuggling them into his shuttle that he was working on in the shuttle bay was getting more and more obvious. it was easy, really, lure some out with dirt and lead them right to him. he's a smuggler, a deviant, a rouge- yet for some odd reason, the fact that he was breaking the biggest rule on the ship "don't touch the roombas" was probably giving him the most joy.

for a moment, he looked up and wondered what his life was coming to before luring it back to the shuttle bay with dirt treats. that's what his life had been reduced to. pummeled to. he almost wished that an imperial would show up out of nowhere just to give him a sense of normalcy.)

D.

(pick your own adventure!)