Steroids? Are you saying I'm a sports guy? [ wait. ] Not-me. Are you saying not-me is a sports guy, because there is literally nothing about this—
[ this being him and his incredibly nerdy, planet of the apes action figure owning self, but he cuts himself off mid-thought. firstly because he realizes that's probably why the steroids became a thing, and secondly because that's not the priority. ]
The Ring. As in creepy, smudged and weird, no more faces. [ that's a thing that happens in space, didn't you know. josh is still being patient enough to respond honestly, but she's quickly wearing down that sympathetic streak. ]
And try a shoe box. But your very own shoe box, assuming you don't pick up a roommate. The bathrooms are shared.
[ the last statement is said in a way that says this is clearly one of the most irritating parts of living on a spaceship. it does make the mornings after a shift slightly awkward, but at least being locked in a room by himself means he never wakes up covered in deer blood. that'd probably be more awkward. ]
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[ this being him and his incredibly nerdy, planet of the apes action figure owning self, but he cuts himself off mid-thought. firstly because he realizes that's probably why the steroids became a thing, and secondly because that's not the priority. ]
The Ring. As in creepy, smudged and weird, no more faces. [ that's a thing that happens in space, didn't you know. josh is still being patient enough to respond honestly, but she's quickly wearing down that sympathetic streak. ]
And try a shoe box. But your very own shoe box, assuming you don't pick up a roommate. The bathrooms are shared.
[ the last statement is said in a way that says this is clearly one of the most irritating parts of living on a spaceship. it does make the mornings after a shift slightly awkward, but at least being locked in a room by himself means he never wakes up covered in deer blood. that'd probably be more awkward. ]