"Well, we don't really hang out as often as me an' Keith, so I don't have quite as many stories, but oh man!"

Here we go.

"This one time, we were at the mall, and there's this little train that runs through, for like, little kids to ride on and stuff? And Dave decided to get on, ya know, take it for a spin. But he was too big for it's what happened. He was stuck in there for hours before the mall security guards could get him out."