[He turns to squint at Bellamy, looking so very hurt by the obvious accusation that he's a total fibber. Not cool, man, not cool!!] It's not a story! Well, I mean, it's a story to everyone else since — different universes, and all, but shit man, I'm not nearly high enough to play pretend here.

[He holds up his hand, looking super duper intense. Sort of.]

I dismembered a zombie with a trowel and faced down a dragonbat. I shot a werewolf!!

[IT WAS A VERY VERY TRAUMATIC DAY.]