That's a load of bunk. I bet you programmed him here on purpose somehow or whatever. Honestly, what is your deal.

_{[ Jake, he wasn't talking to you, but okay. ]}

It'll just make my experience here even more pleasant knowing I'll have to engage in conversations with him and not you. Thanks a lot, pal. You know how much I love all of those queer interactions we have. It's my absolute favorite past time.

_{[ Although he's whining, he's not really sounding angry. His crosses his arms, looking between them all. ]}

Who has been here the longest out of this lot?