"Are you serious? I've got a natural immunity to dying, at this point. Any less abnormal person would've bitten the dust by now." He doesn't even care that saying things like that is jinxing. Whatever. He smiles and adds, "Then we agree."

... Once again, one must take sad note: two dumb depressing people, sitting in a hallway armed with sharp weapons, finding humor in totally unfunny things. "Actually... I should probably add some rule about you spamming my phone, too... Like I said. Ulcers. Maybe even a few gray hairs."