mr chainsaww came an took my legs a long long time ago

[uncodlyawwesome]

CHARACTERS: Starring Eridan Ampora as "The Stupidest Hipster Douchebag Ever" and Kanaya Maryam as "The Righteously Justified Rainbow Drinker", with guest stars Tavros "Innocent Bystander" Nitram, Jack "I'll Be Your Hero Baby" Harkness and Ianto "Keep Calm and Be Bloody Welsh" Jones.
LOCATION: Some lonesome common area, then several hallways at a fast clip and then Eridan's room. And maybe some other places if Eridan needs to hide or something, IDK.
WARNINGS: Excessive troll logic, lots of swearing, talk about death/violent and bloody murders, and possibly some blood, we'll see.
SUMMARY: Eridan is going to "make amends" with Kanaya, who is going to wait for him so she can stab him with a chainsaw.
NOTES: Basically happening right after this thread's conclusion.

( in case youre wwonderin im singin about growwin up about givvin in )

we still believe in all the things that we stood by before

[sexting]

CHARACTERS: Aberdeen (wiretap), Cambridge (sexting), Dundee (telephones), Durham (neutralises) & Oxford (romanticism)
LOCATION: chez Cambridge, passenger cabin 001 > 013
WARNINGS: uhhhh language, I think.
SUMMARY: A reunion of sorts. Of sorts.
NOTES: we've got a big divide in timezones here so shall we do away with tagging orders?

( oh my god this is going to be so hideous )