CHARACTERS: Captain Jack Sparrow AND YOU!
LOCATION: The kitchens. Every one of them at some point.
WARNINGS: Alcohol. Jack Sparrow. A drunk Jack Sparrow.
SUMMARY: Having been told that there was alcohol--and most importantly rum--in the kitchens, Jack is going around to each and every one, getting drunk and attempting to take every single bottle back to his room.

( Yo ho! Yo ho! A pirate's life for me! )