CHARACTERS: Jack Sparrow and YOU!
LOCATION: All of the kitchens. All of them.
WARNINGS: Alcohol and a drunken Jack Sparrow. You know, the usual.
SUMMARY: It's another jump and Jack's one again ready to take ALL OF THE RUM.
NOTES: COME PLAY WITH ME! Be upset that Jack's stealing precious alcohol. Be amused that Jack so much of an alcoholic. Be appalled that Jack is stealing. Steal alcohol with Jack. ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING IS OKAY.

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