EVENT: SPACE PIRATES ▒ APRIL 20-21

[ataraxites]

CHARACTERS: Ensemble production!
LOCATION: Anywhere.
WARNINGS: Pirates, violence, etc.
SUMMARY: Brief encounters, finding ransacked/damaged areas, making your way to the oxygen gardens.
NOTES: Open to all!

The ship has been invaded by pirates. They're noisy on the network, but you haven't seen any, not in person. Though if you go far enough things start to make themselves apparent. Kitchens have been ransacked. Pieces of the walls are torn out, media libraries overturned. Maybe you should get your valuables together and find somewhere safe to hole up...

Comments

[foolproofed]

"I'm just making sure! Just making sure. I'm a friend, totally harmless, please don't use physics to brutally kill me, is all." Not that he looks worried or he's inching away, he just—y'know. Likes to set the record straight on this sort of thing. Besides, you look like a possible villain. Glasses, ginger, vests and guns and killing people unawares. You just neeeever know. Like that Son of Sam guy, look at him.

[testgasm]

Real final boss material, this guy.

"Nobody--nobody's going to kill anyone, don't worry."

Unless the pirates showed up, maybe. "It's all fine. Everything's fine."

[foolproofed]

"Good to know."

Totally content, really. If you wanted to kill him, you'd have totally smashed him via portal by now, or something.

"Want some company? Unless you're wandering off into some danger zone. Then you're totally on your own regardless."