( mostly closed ) when we were young the future was so bright

[darkart]

CHARACTERS: severus snape & others.
LOCATION: various.
WARNINGS: violence in the thread with edgeworth, possibly uncomfortable subject matter in the thread with william but nothing explicit.
SUMMARY: threads for people who've been arranging stuff with me or who have new stuff from the cr meme; covers this entire month/jump.
NOTES: i don't have the brainpower for making open starters this month but if you'd like to do anything send me a message and we'll get something up! come at me bros etc



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Comments

[jurisimpudent]

[And that last comment did what all the dire emotional challenges could not. Edgeworth can deal with harsh truths from Snape; he can deal with blistering attacks against his morality. The pettiness, however, just makes him shake his head and turn away, going for the door once again.]

I'm done here. I'll send medical help to you.

[darkart]

Good to know your professional ego is more valuable to you than whether or not you're a killer. I'll be gone by the time anyone gets here, and I'll be informing Xavier of all of this. Expect to be contacted.

[ I said good day sir etc. ]

[jurisimpudent]

[His jaw clenches.]

Don't waste his time or mine. I told you that I do not trust any ally of yours.

[But, more importantly - ]

Come with me, in that case.

[darkart]

Absolutely not. You're the one who gave me these injuries and you're a total idiot. I'll be going nowhere with you.

[ See how fun this is, Edgeworth? ]

Go on. Leave.

[ Run away from it, you coward. He dares you. ]

[jurisimpudent]

Charming.

[God, those insults are annoying.]

You've claimed to have a concussion several times. If that's the case, you need to be seen to. Not to wander off on your own - presumably in the hopes of expiring so that I look even worse.

Stop being a child and come along.

[darkart]

No.

[ His tone is serene. He really isn't going to go with him. He is injured and he is going to get this documented via medical - probably Peter Petrelli, he thinks, he was competent enough on the colony - but Edgeworth is positively intolerable and Severus isn't giving him an inch about it. ]

You look awful enough as it is. Believe me.

[ Especially because you're refusing to get help for your own behavior, pal. ]

[jurisimpudent]

[And Edgeworth digs in his heels once again, and tells Snape, sourly:]

Mr. Snape, I will stand here and play very loud songs very badly until you come with me to medical. There's a flute in that cabinet over there; I have the means to make good on this threat. Do you wish to endure my bad music?

[darkart]

It's Professor.

[ Yes, he will correct everyone, every single time.

Gingerly, Severus stands up. ]

I am going to give you a few options. The first is that you agree to seek help, and immediately, and we will let this incident between us go pending your investment in active recovery. The second is that I leave right now, and you deal with whatever I decide to do about this, be it informing Xavier, or Tyke, or the elves, or all of them.

I suppose, also, you could refuse or run away. But then you would also have to deal with whatever it is I decide on doing. Which will it be?

[jurisimpudent]

[A loud scoff answers that.]

My business, once again, sir, is none of yours. You will tend to yourself, and you will leave me be.

Now stop changing the subject. You need medical attention.

[darkart]

The last option, then.

Remember well that you've chosen.

[ Severus has to take a moment to steel himself - he's rested a little, during this tedious, bizarre, frustrating conversation with this person whom he's positive has never attended any kind of law school, anywhere. But he's still injured, and this isn't going to be comfortable. It is, however, a safer option than trying to walk past Edgeworth again, as that's what got him these injuries the first time he tried it.

He turns on his heel.

Crack.

And is gone. ]