Oh, just a start, eh. Well, I'm all right if it's just a start. And it just so happens that I've just the dog in mind. Very brave and clever. Good with children. Once saved some orphans from a river.

[Embellishing your canine alterego's achievements is totally cool and not weird at all.]

Will you be staying home, then? Or d'you intend to keep up with all that women's lib and get out in the workforce? Or, well. Stay in the workforce. You could employ the babies to do your filing.