Security Department [open log]

[jurisimpudent]

CHARACTERS: Any and all
LOCATION: Security offices
WARNINGS: None at the moment, but if Tyke posts, then profanity, and if Soysauce posts, then goopiness
SUMMARY: Open log for SEC for the month of December.
NOTES: This is open to members of SEC and also members of the public who want a bit of SEC-siness in their lives. So you can post in here if you're a SEC member who wants an open thread for his/her patrol route, or a SEC member who wants to thread out patrolling with their partner (bonus points for buddy-cop banter); you can also use this for interactions in the main SEC offices, or you can post in here if you're working out in the gym and need a spotter, or you can post in here if you're lost in the halls and want someone official to help you back to your halls, or you can post in here if you're breaking into the SEC offices to have SEC-s on the desks - the possibilities are endless! (But don't feel limited to this log, either.)

Comments

[chromosomes]

Wasting her time. With reports that she has to go over anyway. Do you actually listen to anything that comes out of your mouth?

[ He leans in, voice quiet. ]

The last time someone told me to act like a soldier when they thought I wasn't, they were ordering us to kill a group of civilians and their children. You're damn lucky I'm not a model soldier or else I would have, and I wouldn't have cared, and I'd do it again.

[ Reaper straightens back up then and turns to leave. ]

[jurisimpudent]

[There's just a momentary thinning of Edgeworth's lips, a narrowing of his eyes; then his mask of indolence is back, and he shakes his head.]

Again, kindly cease being stupid; the time spent glancing over a report that just says "There was no trouble" is far less than listening to your idiotic blathering. As for your melodrama with that second comment - I'm not even going to respond to such caterwauling.

[chromosomes]

Only works when there's no trouble.

[ He's broken up fights on the ship before, after all, and his senses are better than just about everyone else on the team. He pauses at the door, though, looking back. ]

Melodrama. You can say that if it ever happens to you. Until then, don't talk about what you don't understand.

[ And then he leaves. ]

[jurisimpudent]

[And Edgeworth shakes his head. Well; it turns out that he'd been completely wrong when he'd taken Grimm as sensible. And reasonable. And not yet another irritatingly dramatic, self-indulgent imbecile.]