CHARACTERS: Brian, Zoidberg, Jion, and Simon in that order, guest starring the extremely dead body of Manfred Von Karma
LOCATION: ain't no party like a medbay morgue party cause a medbay morgue party is mandatory.
WARNINGS: Definitely talk about murder! Dead bodies. Probably mentions of vomiting. Zoidberg doing an autopsy.
SUMMARY: Zoidberg does an autopsy. Backdated to the 18th!
NOTES: seriously though he does a fucking autopsy

( I FEEL HAPPY AND FINE (HAHA) )

CHARACTERS: "Rudy" & Kazama.
LOCATION: Hallways, not too far from the gym.
WARNINGS: Emotionally-crippled manchildren fistfighting.
SUMMARY: It's a shock these two even lasted this long without brawling, let's be honest.

( that destroys what it can't see )

CHARACTERS: emotionally disturbed preteen with dead drug smuggling parents (okayokay) and emotionally disturbed preteen with dead drug smuggling parents + like 25 years (bloodplay)
LOCATION: medical
WARNINGS: stitching up open wounds, Mathilda being Mathilda and Brian being Brian, totally useless blocks of establishing mindset introspection
SUMMARY: a serial killer gives a 12 year old wannabe hitman some first aid tips.
NOTES: NO THAT'S PRETTY MUCH IT

( she will surround these bones with flesh, she will cultivate night vision. she will train her tongue to lie still in her mouth and listen. )

CHARACTERS: Dexter Morgan and Brian Moser
LOCATION: A room on the one hundred and ninety eighth floor
WARNINGS: Blood and gore, or to be more specific dried out icky dead body parts, all neatly divided.
SUMMARY: Having left the medbay in pieces, a pirate is stitched back together by some helpful passers by.
NOTES: This has actually been going on for the last few days, but things have been hectic. The accompanying network post ought to be more timely, though by no means is happening at the same time. That would be complicated.

( When my eyes beheld an eerie sight / for my monster from the slab began to rise / and suddenly to my surprise... )

CHARACTERS: Ensemble production!
LOCATION: Medbay.
WARNINGS: Injury, sickness, body horror, etc.
SUMMARY: Treatments, related events.
NOTES: Open to all!

( There's no place like home. )

CHARACTERS: Ensemble production!
LOCATION: The Corridors.
WARNINGS: Space crazy, violence, etc.
SUMMARY: You may have simply been taking the lift with passerbys, but now you're hopelessly lost.
NOTES: Notes on the corridors.

( We're off to see the Wizard. )

CHARACTERS: EVERYBODY. Are you working in the Medical department? Are you sick? Do you need shrapnel dug out of your arm? Are you going in for a check-up? Are you visiting someone? Are you grabbing some space tampons? Are you just here to bitch about how terrible the Medbay coffee is? Get in here.
LOCATION: the Medbay & its adjoining areas (gravity couches; locker room; morgue; SHOWERS?)
WARNINGS: FUCK IT HE'S DEAD
SUMMARY: It's a catchall Medbay post!! For characters to interact within the setting of Medical and do whatever the hell they want, set during the entire span of vague, nebulous space February. That is really all there is to this.
NOTES: This is really just a general catchall post for things people might not want to set up separate logs for, plus an excuse for open log mingling shenanigans. If you want to specify when in the month things take place, feel free to put it in your subject line! The same goes for whether or not the thread is locked to certain characters.

( oh shit, there's a horse in the hospital )

CHARACTERS: EVERYBODY. Are you working in the Medical department? Are you sick? Do you need shrapnel dug out of your arm? Are you going in for a check-up? Are you visiting someone? Are you grabbing some space tampons? Are you just here to bitch about how terrible the Medbay coffee is? Get in here.
LOCATION: the Medbay & its adjoining areas (gravity couches; locker room; morgue; SHOWERS? idk man whatever turns you on)
WARNINGS: Sick or injured people who may or may not be tripping off their medication? Also, whatever gross weirdos happen to be in Medbay at the time.
SUMMARY: It's a catchall Medbay post! For characters to interact within the setting of Medical and do whatever the hell they want, set during the entire span of vague, nebulous space January. That is really all there is to this.
NOTES: This is really just a general catchall post for things people might not want to set up separate logs for, plus an excuse for open log mingling shenanigans. If you want to specify when in the month things take place, feel free to put it in your subject line! The same goes for whether or not the thread is locked to certain characters.

( DOCTOR DOCTOR GIMME THE NEWS I GOT A BAD CASE OF copying and pasting the mods' medbay description )

CHARACTERS: Good ol' Garrett and you!
LOCATION: THE SHIIIIP. That's not vague at all. Starts Dec. 10th, but whenever time this week you want.
WARNINGS: He might sniff your character. Super secretly. He's also pretty good at overhearing things with his magical vampire ears, if you wanna do something like that. If your character is injured, he'll probably swivel and leave. Generally, if you have an idea for something, just let me know! Warnings for him thinking about how yummy your human character smells, I guess. /sunglasses
SUMMARY: Garrett is a curious mind. Cue him getting into people's business and trying to figure out how a big space ship actually works.

( da da da, DA DA DA, da da da, DA DA DAAAA )

CHARACTERS: Any and all
LOCATION: Anywhere!
WARNINGS: I genuinely do not know what to expect here. If something bad happens, warn in the subject line and I'll probably edit this as they come up.
SUMMARY: Things of a thing like nature will happen. 
NOTES: Time frame between the 9th and 15th.

General Disclaimer: This does not mean that this is the end all to be all of open logs because you can do your own with your own character. Or whatever. This is just for those of us who might be struggling to do things. We're all easy about stuff. And the prompts in here? You can take one and make your own open post. And for the record, there's a reason Melissa and Ally and everyone in this game don't write memes on the regular. Or make titles that aren't song lyrics.

( cut for flists because this is kind of grossly long. )

CHARACTERS: any and all
LOCATION: Gravity Couches and beyond
WARNINGS: maybe some swearing, or even some violence, and more than likely some implied (and possibly explicit) nakedness.
SUMMARY: Another month, another jump, another round of new faces.
NOTES: Keeping up with the tradition and copy pasted like always from the last one

( You wake up in darkness. )

CHARACTERS: EVERYBODY. Are you working in the Medical department? Are you sick? Do you need shrapnel dug out of your arm? Are you going in for a check-up? Are you visiting someone? Are you grabbing some space tampons? Are you just here to bitch about how terrible the Medbay coffee is? Get in here.
LOCATION: the Medbay & its adjoining areas (gravity couches; locker room; morgue; wherever the hell the psych department is; SHOWERS?)
WARNINGS: Sick or injured people who may or may not be tripping off their medication? Also, whatever gross weirdos happen to be in Medbay at the time.
SUMMARY: It's a catchall Medbay post!! For characters to interact within the setting of Medical and do whatever the hell they want, set during the entire span of vague, nebulous space November. That is really all there is to this.
NOTES: This is really just a general catchall post for things people might not want to set up separate logs for, plus an excuse for open log mingling shenanigans. If you want to specify when in the month things take place, feel free to put it in your subject line! The same goes for whether or not the thread is locked to certain characters.

( spoilers there isn't really any log opening underneath here, it's just me copypastaing from the mods' medbay description because i'm terrible )

CHARACTERS: any and all
LOCATION: Gravity Couches and beyond
WARNINGS: maybe some swearing, or even some violence, and more than likely some implied (and possibly explicit) nakedness.
SUMMARY: Another month, another jump, another round of new faces.
NOTES: Keeping up with the tradition and copy pasted like always from the last one

( You wake up in darkness. )

CHARACTERS: Wichita and YOU.
LOCATION: la medbay.
WARNINGS: mention of a gunshot wound?? nah. it won't get gory, she's all patched up now. so, no warnings.
SUMMARY: kid's stuck in medbay for a few days while the bones in her shoulder get fixed up by the wonders of space medicine! she's a little loopy, but that just makes it more fun for her to have visitors.
NOTES: forward-dated to Thursday! I'm working stupidly weird hours tomorrow-Thursday night so I wanted to get this up now.

( look for the girl with the sun in her eyes and she's gone )

CHARACTERS: any and all
LOCATION: Gravity Couches and beyond
WARNINGS: maybe some swearing, or even some violence, and more than likely some implied (and possibly explicit) nakedness.
SUMMARY: Another month, another jump, another round of new faces.
NOTES: Keeping up with the tradition and copy pasted like always from the last one

( You wake up in darkness. )

CHARACTERS: ALL OF YOU SICK-MINDED MOTHERFUCKERS.
LOCATION: THE TRANQUILITY: OTHERWORLD EDITION.
WARNINGS: SURE IS RUSTY HERE, HUH?
(Also expect violence and unhappy things because haha survival/horror. Yeah.)
SUMMARY: YOU'RE WALKING ON THE SHIP;
THERE'S NO ONE AROUND AND YOUR COMMUNICATOR IS DEAD.
OUT OF THE CORNER OF YOUR EYE YOU SPOT THEM...

OOC: Congratulations! You've made it to Hell. It's not just you, either. It's this whole ship -- it's being invaded by the Otherworld. A world of someone's nightmarish delusions come to life. Little by little, the invasion is spreading. Trying to swallow up everything in must be on drugs darkness.

( more info )

For information/questions, refer to this post.

THAT LOG WITH LOTS OF FOG IN IT

CHARACTERS: any and all
LOCATION: Gravity Couches and beyond
WARNINGS: maybe some swearing, or even some violence, and more than likely some implied (and possibly explicit) nakedness.
SUMMARY: Another month, another jump, another round of new faces.
NOTES: Keeping up with the tradition and copy pasted like always from the last one

( You wake up in darkness. )