CHARACTERS: Ned, Charlotte Charles, Veronica Mars & YOU
LOCATION: The Pie Hole
WARNINGS: nothing too high, please!
SUMMARY: This log is open all month to fraternize and eat pie in the new Pie Hole pie and bake shop. Come on down and hang out, adjacent to the Gardens!
NOTES: Please specify if you would like Ned specifically, a server, or if you have no preference someone will be with you in a timely fashion. Feel free to spot Pigby pig and Digby dog in the kitchen area, and around mid-April a little fuzzy retriever puppybutt will be running amock as well.

( don't you know that it's insane? )

CHARACTERS: Ned & Chuck
LOCATION: Kitchens
WARNINGS: n/a
SUMMARY: Just hanging out in the kitchens just while all the commotion about the pirates is just starting.
NOTES: Basically backdated to about the 20th.

( Read more... )

CHARACTERS: Garrett and YOU. MAKE HIM A CARD FOR HIS DECK!
LOCATION: Jesus, everywhere, the bastard won't stop.
WARNINGS: Possible brazen smugness, friendly trolling, and idk vampire disconnect.
SUMMARY: Mostly card-related kitchen stuff, but Garrett is actually having a pretty peachy time on board the ship. Let him go ahead and continue that trend by wandering around to find mild entertainment! He may be a lone warrior vampire, but hell, he needs company sometimes (not that he'll say that shhh). BASICALLY: this post is a catch-all.
NOTES: Anything ever. Just. Whatever CR happens happens. You can PM me if you have anything you're considering but won't be sure if I'm down for. :|b


( Cause ev'ry hand's a winner and ev'ry hand's a loser, and the best that you can hope for is to die in your sleep. )

CHARACTERS: Ned & you.
LOCATION:  Fourth floor kitchen.
WARNINGS: None! I'll update if anything comes up.
SUMMARY: Masks and friends vanishing suck. So, Ned attempts to stress-bake and... he's just not... feeling it right now.
NOTES: No one gets any pie this time.

( Enough is enough. )

CHARACTERS: ALL OF YOU SICK-MINDED MOTHERFUCKERS.
LOCATION: THE TRANQUILITY: OTHERWORLD EDITION.
WARNINGS: SURE IS RUSTY HERE, HUH?
(Also expect violence and unhappy things because haha survival/horror. Yeah.)
SUMMARY: YOU'RE WALKING ON THE SHIP;
THERE'S NO ONE AROUND AND YOUR COMMUNICATOR IS DEAD.
OUT OF THE CORNER OF YOUR EYE YOU SPOT THEM...

OOC: Congratulations! You've made it to Hell. It's not just you, either. It's this whole ship -- it's being invaded by the Otherworld. A world of someone's nightmarish delusions come to life. Little by little, the invasion is spreading. Trying to swallow up everything in must be on drugs darkness.

( more info )

For information/questions, refer to this post.

THAT LOG WITH LOTS OF FOG IN IT

CHARACTERS: ANY AND ALL
LOCATION: Gravity Couch Room
WARNINGS: Possible swearing, possible violence, implied (and possibly explicit) nakedness.
SUMMARY: Another month, another jump, another round of new faces.
NOTES: Keeping up with the tradition and copy pasted from the last one

( You wake up in darkness. )

CHARACTERS: Ensemble production!
LOCATION: The mysterious maze.
WARNINGS: Sickness, body horror, encounters, etc.
SUMMARY: Dying slowly, getting into trouble, adventures in exploration.
NOTES: Open to all!

( I like to keep this handy... for close encounters. )

CHARACTERS: Everyone
LOCATION: Gravity Couch Room
WARNINGS: Possible swearing, possible violence, implied (and possibly explicit) nudity.
SUMMARY: Another month, another jump, another round of new faces.
NOTES: Yep, we're continuing the tradition of re-hashing the game premise. Copy-pasted from the last one.

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You wake up in darkness.

There's a breathing tube jammed down your trachea, and you're suspended in a tube of clear blue fluid. Upon registering your level of consciousness, the gravity couch drains the fluid surrounding you and retracts the breathing apparatus; the doors in front of you open, and you're deposited on the floor of a stark, sterile medical bay.

You are not alone.

There are others who have come before you, others who are awakening beside you. Some may be familiar to you, perhaps even friends. Others have much less amiable plans. Some are merely alien and inexplicable, but there are always those who might mean you harm.

After you catch your breath and your vision returns, you notice a number on the inside of your forearm. Maybe it's a familiar number. Maybe it means something. Maybe it's just a number. But the number—completely unique to you—is a tattoo, and it does not come off.

If you enter the room adjacent to the medbay, you will find a small locker with your number on it, surrounded by rows upon rows of identical lockers. Inside, you will find a few of your personal items, a communications device, and a ship's uniform in your exact size. The comms device is fully powered and connects directly to the ship's network; it's your only means of communication beyond physical conversation. Upon turning the device on, a neutral, automated voice will say, "Please take the blue lift to the passenger quarters." Any other attempts at communicating with the rest of the network are met only with static.

This is your welcome party.

CHARACTERS: Ned & Rey.
LOCATION: Wandering the halls.
WARNINGS: H-hah, I'm sure nothing intense will be happening.
SUMMARY: Ned bumps into Rey, Rey bumps into Ned. Probable new friendship, GOOOOO!

( So when will it end? So when, when will we meet, my friend? )

CHARACTERS: Scarecrow, everyone under the sun.
LOCATION: Oxygen gardens / spread out from there
WARNINGS: Crazy paranoia. There's going to be a lot of people getting triggered, violence, etc
SUMMARY: Crane can't wait any longer. Takes place from Friday the 11th to midnight on Monday!
NOTES: And it begins! Plotting posts were here and here. I took the advice of a few lovely people and made this a catch-all post but feel free to use communications/the network as you see fit. Most importantly have fun and if I've missed something, please please please PM this account or plurk me about it at realthingshakes! This is my first player plot EVER so I'm trying to make things as simple as I can. And just in case I fuck up royally, the anon-enabled HMD is over here. shhh I'm paranoid

( there's nothing to fear but fear itself--i'm here to help. )

CHARACTERS: Ned & Chuck; Ned & Dirk.
LOCATION: First Chuck's room, then running into Dirk in the kitchen.
WARNINGS: No warningsssss, other than FEELINGS ALERT.
SUMMARY: Ned, the Pie Maker has just revived someone he is fond of. Again. Feeling like a huge jerk and hypocrite, it's time for adult talk for the unfortunate couple. ALSO, Dirk and Ned broship time.
NOTES: Action because all of my posts are prose-action hybrids. /mannnn

( A friend who dies, it's something of you who dies. )

CHARACTERS: ANY AND ALL
LOCATION: MED BAY
WARNINGS: Nudity. Probably swearing and all that jazz from the more crankier of the passengers.
SUMMARY: The next jump, the newest arrivals, and the same old mass confusion. Huge ol' meet and greet.
NOTES: EVERYONE tag and mingle and mingle and tag! If you've been accepted, you can post! Idea taken from the amazing theguidinghand, it's just the rehashing of the game premise, mmmyes. Don't worry if you join in late, everyone's gonna be rollin' in this log.

( I'm waiting for this cough syrup to come down. )

CHARACTERS: Thor and you...!
LOCATION: Kitchen... area...
WARNINGS: Manliness in spades, limited knowledge of cookery and bulging muscles, alcohol
SUMMARY: A god is let loose in the kitchen and trying to figure out quality pancakes
NOTES: Action or prose is fine

( springtime tuesdays )

CHARACTERS: Ned & ALL OF YOU HUNGRY FOLKS.
LOCATION: Kitchen.
WARNINGS: Too much food to handle.
SUMMARY: The Pie Maker cannot stress-bake, so he is stress-making-every-food-possible.
NOTES: Action or prose is fine.

( Grab a bite. )

CHARACTERS: Alayne Stone, the Pie Maker (and quite possibly Bran Stark before or after)
LOCATION: Passenger quarters.
WARNINGS: FEELINGS? spoilers for asoiaf.
SUMMARY: Internal monologues and social awkwardness. Lemoncakes, homesickness and the over-contemplation of the name Ned. Oh, and secrets.

( I once knew a man named Ned; he was quite kind and good. )

CHARACTERS: The Naked Sherlock and YOU!
LOCATION: The Kitchen
WARNINGS: Naked!Sherlock
SUMMARY: Sherlock is hungry. Feed him.
NOTES: Action or prose works smashingly, I'll mirror.

( :D )

CHARACTERS: E-V-E-R-Y-O-N-E
LOCATION: MED BAY
WARNINGS: Nudity. Probably swearing and all that jazz from the more crankier of the passengers.
SUMMARY: The next jump, the newest arrivals, and the same old mass confusion. Huge ol' meet and greet.
NOTES: EVERYONE tag and mingle and mingle and tag! If you've been accepted, you can post! Idea taken from the amazing theguidinghand, it's just the rehashing of the game premise, mmmyes. Don't worry if you join in late, everyone's gonna be rollin' in this log.

( And are you well in the suffering? )